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This low-profile \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/external-vibrators\" title=\"External Vibrators\"\u003eexternal vibrator\u003c\/a\u003e is small and slender enough to be an excellent \"couples toy\" that won't get in the way during love making, but powerful enough to be a toy that is enjoyed solo too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith a pronounced ridge on both sides of the toy, the Romp Wave Vibrator is perfect for grinding, scissoring, and can also be used with a harness during pegging and strap-on scenes to provide stimulation to the wearer. This incredible little vibe has six vibration levels and four vibration modes too!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTruly, this compact vibe is one of the most versatile toys we've ever come across! Made by the fine folks at \u003ca title=\"We-Vibe Vibrators\" href=\"\/collections\/brand-we-vibe\"\u003eWe-Vibe\u003c\/a\u003e, the Romp Wave Vibrator is an affordable rechargeable vibe that provides lots of powerful vibration in a small and discreet package. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"We-Vibe","offers":[{"title":"Green","offer_id":40245644853342,"sku":"4251460601306","price":60.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1718\/8025\/files\/we-vibe-romp-wave-top-ridge.png?v=1703098729"},{"product_id":"crafty-kinker-pussy-paddle","title":"Crafty Kinker Pussy Paddle","description":"\u003cdiv\u003eHave you ever wished your wooden paddle could do more? \u003cbr\u003eWe're not always fans of trying to jam way too many functions into one toy, but sometimes things are designed just right. 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