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Hole Punch Toys

Dimensions: 3" x 0.875"
Baby carrots aren't just for dip platters anymore! Squeezing in at just under an inch wide, this butt plug is great for easing into snug... places. Smooth and tapered, with a flourish of leafy anal-compatible greens, this handmade toy may...
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Regular price $60.00 CAD — In Stock
Dimensions: 3.75" x 1.5"
Launch into orbit with this cheeky and innovative toy from Hole Punch! This artisanal modular rocket is 50% butt-plug, 50% penis sleeve... and 100% sex toy art! Handcrafted in the USA, this toy comes apart easily - after which, you...
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Regular price $95.00 CAD — In Stock
Dimensions: 6" x 1.625"

CJ sure is a high achiever! With a beautiful realistic design and suction cup, CJ can work dildo-y magic from any smooth surface. Or, strap CJ into a harness if you'd rather!


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Regular price $134.00 CAD — In Stock
Dimensions: 8.5" x 2"
3-2-1 BLASTOFF! Next stop, your...

This is a outta-this-world glitter blue rocket ship with glitter silver smoke blast base dildo. Made by hand (and with love!) in the USA.


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Regular price $230.00 CAD — In Stock

The clothing designer Michael Kors once said that the dickey "...was a way to add versatility to a look without adding bulk." Was he referring to a weird looking cock ring? No he was not. But much like...
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Regular price $53.00 CAD — In Stock
Dimensions: 5" x 2"
This handmade toy is a beautiful mash-up of dildo and butt plug. This toy starts out wide with a realistic penis head design, but then tapers down smoothly closer to the base. With striking handmade fades and detail, Fluke is...
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Regular price $98.00 CAD — In Stock
Dimensions: 3.5" x 1.375"
Hole Punch's signature butt plug - hand sculpted in the USA! A perfectly classy indie plug for a perfectly classy ass.
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Regular price $33.00 CAD — In Stock
Dimensions: 4.75" x 1.25"
"Why did the carrot win an award? Because it was out-standing in it's field...!" *crickets*

This is one of the few carrots that we can enthusiastically stamp with the 'stick it in your butt' seal of approval. With lots of...
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Regular price $98.00 CAD — In Stock
Dimensions: 4" x 1.5"
Imagine the world famous Hole Punch Crotch Rocket flew through a wormhole into a parallel universe where it emerged at a fraction of it's original size trailing a pearl white cloud of smoke and landed right in your butt... Now...
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Regular price $100.00 CAD — In Stock
Dimensions: 10" x 1.75"
You know those paper towels where you tear off only as much as you need? This is kind of like that. But instead of cleaning up spills, you put them in your ass. Designed like a string of nesting plugs,...
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Regular price $81.00 CAD — In Stock
Dimensions: 7" x 1.75"

And ya' don't stop... Soft silicone ridiculously amazing tri-color Popsicle with durable urethane plastic "stick". Handmade with love in the USA.


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Regular price $253.00 CAD — In Stock
Dimensions: 7.75" x 1.625"

A soft silicone, deco-style kitty cat dildo and flogger with eleven custom extruded silicone falls which are securely embedded, making this completely waterproof and totally awesome.


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Regular price $260.00 CAD — In Stock
Dimensions: 3" x 1.375"
This is a radish. For your butt. What could be better?!

But, seriously: everyone into the slow and homegrown food movements, look no further for your next butt plug! Rad-Ish features a firm and bulbous (rad-ish-y) head, and generous (leaf-y)...
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Regular price $103.00 CAD — In Stock
Dimensions: 7" x 1.125"
This is a silicone dildo optimized for back door action - its thinner shape is perfect for beginners! Handmade with love in the USA.
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Regular price $73.00 CAD — In Stock