Vegetable Vibes It's Corn Vibrator

I actually really like this vibrator in general, not just for the novelty factor. It's got surprisingly strong vibrations and it really isn't very loud so it doesn't put me off using it (I am quite noise sensitive). There are a lot of interesting/unusual vibrations patterns which was a nice surprise (6 interesting ones, 3 solid levels and 1 plain on/off pattern) and is what pushes this vibrator into the top spot for me, though the button is very sensitive for changing settings and right on the end of the cob so sometimes you might hit it by mistake if using it while inserted. The texture of it is a bit reminiscent of a dual density dildo, though the outer softer layer feels like it might be half as thick as the one I have so it does feel more solid, but still softer to the touch than what I was expecting given the shape (I don't know why I was expecting something more plasticy, the description on the website clearly does say silicone). My only complaint is that the box and instructions are entirely in Chinese and they are not written "IKEA-style" where you can figure out the important bits from pictures, and I couldn't find any instructions in English online either. It doesn't come charged and I had a really hard time figuring out how to charge it because I didn't want to risk breaking it so I ended up using the Google translate picture function, though it isn't complicated or hard to remember now that I know. Overall I'm very happy I decided to go ahead and give this vibrator a try, I'm sure it will continue to be a favourite toy for a long time!