Non-Realistic Dildos

We’re delighted that the good folks who made our very first dilator set have re-released them under their sister company Fuze, which is based here in Ontario! Fuze Step dilators feature everything we’re looking for in a high-quality dilator, thanks...
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Hold on to your hats - and any other loose-fitting items of clothing - because this so-called "strapless strap-on" double dildo from Cal Exotics will surely knock some socks off. Not because you can easily use it without a harness...
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We’re delighted that the good folks who made our very first dilator set have re-released them under their sister company Fuze, which is based here in Ontario! Fuze Step dilators feature everything we’re looking for in a high-quality dilator, thanks...
Read more about FUZE+ Step 3 Dilator

Slip into something silky smooth and made in Spain! The Oben 2 is the mid-sized option in a three-size-set of gorgeous harness and anal compatible dildos from Barcelona's BS Atelier. Perfect for all sorts of play, and especially well suited...
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We’re delighted that the good folks who made our very first dilator set have re-released them under their sister company Fuze, which is based here in Ontario! Fuze Step dilators feature everything we’re looking for in a high-quality dilator, thanks...
Read more about FUZE+ Step 5 Dilator

Live out your most delicious fantasies with this super soft and supple tentacle dildo. This tentacle is two-toned, UV reactive, anal and strap-on compatible (with a 1" or 1 1/4" o-ring). Handmade with love by a tiny indie company in...
Read more about Lovecrafters Two Colour Tentacle Dildo

This dildo brings a sneaky extra something to the game with internally installed steel balls that shake as the toy moves. Providing extra thuddy sensation and movement without pesky motors and batteries, the Bouncer is a playful fusion of sex...
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This listing is for a one-of-a-kind glass toy, handmade in the Niagara region here in Ontario. Work It Hot brings quality and integrity to the work they do, and, it shows in their gorgeous art-gallery-worthy pieces! This two person partnership hand...
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Sometimes we buy things for all of you, and sometimes, well, we just buy stuff because we think it is just so undeniably amazing that we kinda don't care if they sell or not. We originally picked up BSisNice's stylish...
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The amazing artists at BSisNice have been hard at work for years, designing and hand making the most whimsical and gorgeous dildos in Europe. This sexy toy is made with a firm yet yielding and spongey silicone, and a generous...
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Who doesn’t love unicorns? Okay, lots of people. If we’ve learned one thing over the last 20 years of this work, it's that unicorns can be a divisive topic of conversation at the office. Regardless, people who love unicorns, love...
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A soft silicone, deco-style kitty cat dildo and flogger with eleven custom extruded silicone falls which are securely embedded, making this completely waterproof and totally awesome.

And ya' don't stop... Soft silicone ridiculously amazing tri-color Popsicle with durable urethane plastic "stick". Handmade with love in the USA - and available online only.

This is a outta-this-world glitter blue rocket ship with glitter silver smoke blast base dildo. Made by hand (and with love!) in the USA.